So i'm freaking out. For a few reasons. Heather, I hope you don't get in too much trouble, keep us in touch if you can. Second, i'm dying of boredom but i'm going to try and get a job in the town half an hour away. I'm going to try and work in Linens'n'things. If any of you know what that is you'll understand why I wanna work there. They had this now hiring sign out, so i grabbed an app and i'm turning it in tomorrow. Maybe I'll be able to do something productive. Thirdly, my credits are updated for Western and I have 33 credits. To clarify what this means...sophomore status is 45 credits. I have completed my required Math, so never have to take it again. I have completed one out of three physics classes...dammit, oh well. I also am exempt from Eng 101, which is required for all freshmen (only people who get 710 on SAT get outta that, or a 4 on AP English!!) GOD BLESS IB ENGLISH...by the way Pavlo got a 5 on IB English and a 7 on German, Math, and Physics...Fucker. So yea, this what I get for going to a public school. Booyah. Now I'm bored and tired and scared. Oh yea, I'm trying to get on the basketball team, had some late motivation. Court, does your school have a soccer team?? You should def. play!! Katie, I'm glad you got your grades. You are not a god by the way, your a goddess and you should tell them that! LOL, ok. I've been on a jewelry addiction, don't know what you'd call it, but if you get an envelope with handmade jewelry don't be schocked. Ok, my adrenaline is down, I'm done rambling and Paul you told me to download that skype thing, so make some use of it! lol. I'm online plenty, and check it every like hour, so don't hesitate to e-mail me!

-Totally Lyn

Dude! I figured it out!

Hey all!
Ok so get this, I actually managed to figure this out! GO me.
Anyway... Lynsey, don't know what to tell you... It's Kristina. In like 3 hours she won't even remember it or care. Ah the drama's of LAS continue past Leysin. Surprised?
It's so cool reading all the stuff. I get to catch up on Courtney being crazy, Justin on his political rants and keep up with Lynsey. Everyone else... start posting. Even you Paul. Oh BTW, sorry for the extra e-mail, I obviously found the original invite. I'm slow. Sorry.
Anyway, in other news... we finally got power out at my cabin! Yay! If you're confused by this no. worries. See before we had power, it just wasn't city power, it was solar and generator power, which is a pain in the ass. Everytime you wanted to vacuum or watch TV we had to turn on the generator. Now, I can make bagel tuna melts whenever I want. Ah it's a glorious thing.
um.. Oh in response to Heather and her panic, I had nothing stuck anywhere during my ecko thingy. Oh and my heart murmur is fine. I mean it's not normal obviously, but it's not gonna kill me and I don't need like 30 new meds for it. Thank God. I mean, I'm on like 20 now. It's annoying. Every doctor I go to is like, we're just gonna give you some of this and this and a little of this. Ya, sorry ranting. Um...
Getting geared up to go back to school. Ya definetly getting freaked out. Anybody realise I'm hanging out with Julie and Stef this year? Ya. I am. Um, still a little nervous about that. I'm doing ok hanging out with them during school. After school... well we'll just have to see how it goes. Words of encouragment will be appreciated, but not necessarily believed. Anyway... Ya. Can't really think of much else to add... I'm running out of steam.
oh Lynsey, finished Harry Potter yet. (I know you have!) next time we're both online...
Actually, now this is weird. My SAT prep course has been discussing Harry Potter like in class as a whole. Well in all honesty, there's like 3 guys and me. But it's still entertaining.
anyway,
miss you guys!
Love
Katie

Dude...I'm confused

I just tried talking to Kristina and she told me to fuck off. She said I knew what I did and that everytime she sees me it pisses her off more and more. I'm confused?! Does anyone know what's going on? Court? Justin? I mean she wrote me a week or so ago and was talking about her summer and stuff. Someone help me.

Hrumph...

You guys are incorrigible. Plus it's getting harder to type as my nails get longer.

I have finally found the benefits of thefacebook. Justin, until people start talking to me though...I'm still going to sit in my corner (even if that is in my nice, comfy bed...and pout b/c there is nothing productive to do until I move into my dorm in two months )

...Must... Have... Facebook...

Now that Lynsey had her turn, I'd like to TURN your attention to the other subject at hand. We really don't have much of a subject, but I pretend that we have one, it will make us ALL fell far better about ourselves, and feel a lot smarter for that matter.

My subject of political bitching and moaning will instead shift to a slightly more relevant topic. TheFaceBook. TheFaceBook is the most addictive thing ever to hit the streets since daddy Bush's release of Crack in the 1980s through his boss, Ronald Reagan's own "cracked out" policies. TheFaceBook is like Xanga, Friendster and LiveJournal all rolled in to one huge joint being smoked by a college student. This website gives you the power to meet others who go to the same University/College as you, and meet or rekindle (sexy eh?) friendships from previous lives or schools (one in the same in some people's minds).

This program however, adds some rather interesting gizmos to the whole game of cyber-sex... errr meeting people via internet. You can "poke" your friends, leave messages on a wall, message people discretely... Its rather powerful in a spooky way. This was founded, by the way, by some college slacker, who subsequently dropped out of college.

So. In conclusion, go to www.thefacebook.com and open yourself an account, all you need is a college email. I'm now going to check how many friends I have (I had 17 friends and 1700 connections last time a I checked 15 minutes ago).

Best Regards,
God... I mean errr. Justin

My turn, my turn!

Uhmm. Yea. I've been making 'presents' for people. But not you people. These presents are for special people. Actually I'm just getting stuff together for people still going to LAS. A student package and a teacher package. I'm psycho huh? I may have little surprises for you people too, but I need addresses. Sorry Paul. I can't send things to myself. You'll have to wait. Find out when you come in on the 22nd. Justin, stay your butt in LA long enough so I can send something. Hmmm.

Been watching Rock*Star INXS. Yea, reminds me of a really good version of our open mic. But they'll never have Camp singing Love Shack, or Mr. Timm with Italian Leather Sofa, or Micah, Julien, etc. I've also been watching the open mic DVD obviously. I can't wait for the new ones, or the yearbook...yup yup. (Just like duckie. and if you don't know who duckie is you should go shoot yourselves!)

Something interesting

So America is a really interesting place. Oh yes it is. The United States is one of the few countries where stupid people (there, I said it!) select people STUPIDER than themselves to help run the country. Case in point, George W. Bush, the Red-Neck in Chief of the United States selected another Red-Neck, John G. Roberts to join the ranks of the Supreme Court. Where I'm from, we usually pick people smarter than us to help us rule, except in California where people voted for a body builder who's brain could be passed off as a leftover of a Nuclear Fission experiment (see "Manhattan Project").

Hitler, the world's second best mass murder (yes second best, because Mass Murder requires skill) figured out that ruling the largest empire in Europe since the Roman empire would be very bad if he used dumb people. Dumb people just aren't good at running things (see "the United States of America, Jan 20, 2001-Present"). Hitler used very smart people, most of them literate (quite an accomplishment coming from a California where the governor pronounces and writes "Steroids" with a "z").

I feel as if the rest of the world should have a mandatory class - how to rule 101. They would simply take a Republican agenda and do everything they don't do. In fact, Americans should do the same.

Just some food for thought.

By the way, the fact that I mention Hitler (see "Psychopathic Mass Murderer"), does not mean that I condone or support his actions, in fact I think that Hitler was a very bad boy who was never breast fed.

Good Day,
Justin

Oh Paul

Well Paul, it seems that your head is just way too far up in the clouds (or your head could be just way too far up your ass ;) ) for you to realize that we don't have the Herald Tribune west of the Azores, unless of course you happen to live in Tree-Huggin' Canada (or New York Kennedy Airport).

Its not like anyone reads the Herald Tribune, except Mr Skove. God that man is insane. He probably just uses the Tribune as papers... TOILET PAPERS! Awww I miss him.

Wait I think Courtney is sending an email... I'm going to go read that and then say something interesting.

LAS hits the big time.

Since I know all of you read the Herald Tribune as if it were scripture, then you probably already saw the advertisement for LAS. They're hitting the big time now.

In the beginning...

there was Suisse. Then the graduates' tears rained down from the sky creating new rivers all over the world. As they left one by one, bridges were built, and the rivers were gotten over. A great rift had nevertheless been made in the space-time continuum held together only by the weak philotic twinings of those who left. With this blog, the philotic threads will be maintained through the sarcastic comments, the stupid ones, the intelligent ones, the sentimental ones, and of course, the non-sequitors that describe life as an outsider in what is legally your own country.

now is the appropriate time to say... "what?!"