...Must... Have... Facebook...

Now that Lynsey had her turn, I'd like to TURN your attention to the other subject at hand. We really don't have much of a subject, but I pretend that we have one, it will make us ALL fell far better about ourselves, and feel a lot smarter for that matter.

My subject of political bitching and moaning will instead shift to a slightly more relevant topic. TheFaceBook. TheFaceBook is the most addictive thing ever to hit the streets since daddy Bush's release of Crack in the 1980s through his boss, Ronald Reagan's own "cracked out" policies. TheFaceBook is like Xanga, Friendster and LiveJournal all rolled in to one huge joint being smoked by a college student. This website gives you the power to meet others who go to the same University/College as you, and meet or rekindle (sexy eh?) friendships from previous lives or schools (one in the same in some people's minds).

This program however, adds some rather interesting gizmos to the whole game of cyber-sex... errr meeting people via internet. You can "poke" your friends, leave messages on a wall, message people discretely... Its rather powerful in a spooky way. This was founded, by the way, by some college slacker, who subsequently dropped out of college.

So. In conclusion, go to www.thefacebook.com and open yourself an account, all you need is a college email. I'm now going to check how many friends I have (I had 17 friends and 1700 connections last time a I checked 15 minutes ago).

Best Regards,
God... I mean errr. Justin