The Trouble with Oreos

So, you walk into an American grocery store and think to yourself, "hey, I'm in America now! I'm going to get me some of those oreos!" Then you walk over to the cookie section and it's like "Holy shit, what happened to the oreos. I only see the double stuffed zebra striped mint flavored vanilla cookie o's. wtf mate." That's when you realized, "holy shit! I'm in America now! There are like 50 million types of toe nail clippers here; how could I ever expect to find the kind of oreos I'm looking for?" Eventually you give up and go home. You get onto your email and bam! There is a big fatty pop up add that says "Get your free original oreos here!". And so you think to your self, "Oh yeah. I'm in America now! There are advertisements for freakin everything, like oreo flavored braziers." You click on the link, fill out like 5 forms, each requesting a different credit card number (strange huh?) and click the big blinking button that says "Get My Free Original Oreoes Now!"

*Six weeks later*

You get back from class and laying on your bed is a pack of original oreos. You know the ones... like Justin inside out. And you think to yourself, "Oh yeah! I'm in America Now! They always deliver stuff on time! Not like those government pouches!... stupid kangaroos."

The End