When I say ORDER I mean ORDER
Ahem Ahem Ahem
Now that everyone has hopped on the tell the life story bandwagon, I'll catch up in my Ferrari to address everyone's little statement.
Katie - I am flattered that the long white slender object that crashed into those bushes in Toronto reminded me of you. Again, I must ask you to keep those thoughts to yourself. It is so nice to know that the programs started by Roosevelt in the mid-1930s are now reaching you in the barren rim of God's butt hole that you call Alaska. I'd buy you a beer to celebrate your acheivement, however, we are in America, so Katie - Welcome to 1940! Oh and Katie, you are not allowed to think of me in a perverted way for the next few months (until November 3rd to be exact) because that would be "Conspiracy to commit Statutory Rape" in California. Just to let you know.
Lynsey - I do not know where to start with you. Unfortunately your dreams involve me in a less than flattering way. You should definetly spend more time with Katie, your dreams would not be so morbid. You should definetly email me about the dream though. It is also nice to know that you are working towards that job... you can FINALLY make it over to the east coast. Oh and those fantasises should definetly involve the "long white slender object that crashed into those bushes in Toronto." Poor French people.
Courtney - Hey... Courtney... How do you like them dots??? Courtney it is so nice to hear from you! I now have access to a computer thanks to my -late- return to Los Angeles. I'm so happy that I got to call you for your birthday. Unfortunately I managed to lose my cell phone right after I called you (I think Andres stole it).
Anyways, I'll finish the list as soon as I finish checking my email.
Now that everyone has hopped on the tell the life story bandwagon, I'll catch up in my Ferrari to address everyone's little statement.
Katie - I am flattered that the long white slender object that crashed into those bushes in Toronto reminded me of you. Again, I must ask you to keep those thoughts to yourself. It is so nice to know that the programs started by Roosevelt in the mid-1930s are now reaching you in the barren rim of God's butt hole that you call Alaska. I'd buy you a beer to celebrate your acheivement, however, we are in America, so Katie - Welcome to 1940! Oh and Katie, you are not allowed to think of me in a perverted way for the next few months (until November 3rd to be exact) because that would be "Conspiracy to commit Statutory Rape" in California. Just to let you know.
Lynsey - I do not know where to start with you. Unfortunately your dreams involve me in a less than flattering way. You should definetly spend more time with Katie, your dreams would not be so morbid. You should definetly email me about the dream though. It is also nice to know that you are working towards that job... you can FINALLY make it over to the east coast. Oh and those fantasises should definetly involve the "long white slender object that crashed into those bushes in Toronto." Poor French people.
Courtney - Hey... Courtney... How do you like them dots??? Courtney it is so nice to hear from you! I now have access to a computer thanks to my -late- return to Los Angeles. I'm so happy that I got to call you for your birthday. Unfortunately I managed to lose my cell phone right after I called you (I think Andres stole it).
Anyways, I'll finish the list as soon as I finish checking my email.
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