My Dedication

Good morning or afternoon, whatever time of day it is.

I have had the most intense five days. Three frat parties, meeting so many new people, and making people think I am the biggest racist ever (they knew I was joking).

College is so much fun. I am a beer-pong champion in the Sigma Chi fraternity, I also chugged three quarters of a liter of beer while playing Beer Pong just to make a point (that was to show that no matter how smashed I am I am still the man...)

Courtney is now on my bad girl list a) because she most definetly showed off her tush and b) because she didn't swing by and say hi while she was in DC.
Don't worry Courtney you are not on the bad girl list. But I might just have to come up to Philadelphia just to say hi. You made an old man happy you say? You honey, are an American heroe. If it were not for you, old horny men would be humping anything and everything. I salute you!

Katie has now made her way back to LAS. I would like to dedicate the next few lines to all of Katie's accomplishments in her 18 years on this earth.





Boobie




Sex Deprivation





Horny








She can read



And the dedication is complete. KATIE I LOVE YOU! YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN IT. But I know deep down somewhere in your heart, or maybe your esophogus, maybe even your stomach, or your intestine, or maybe even your shphinkter (spelling?), you love me like a fat kid loves cake.

Best Regards,
Justin