PAKISTANI MUSLIM TERRORISTS WHO WANT TO KILL BLONDE AMERICAN AND ENGLISH BABIES TRY TO BLOW UP INNOCENT AIRCRAFT!

Yes, that's correct, the media has us again, caught up in a pointless and overblown newstory.

The good news - Scotland Yard and the FBI aren't wasting as much of our time and money.

The bad news - The media caught hold of the fact that New Scotland Yard caught twenty something men trying to blow up a plane.

Here is what I don't understand. Why is it that when twenty people try to blow a up a couple of planes, the world flips the fuck out? How is it that Israel can invade Lebanon and bomb the country back to the stoneage for a crime it didn't commit? No one is up in arms over the crisis in Lebanon, at least, no one important. It is an absolute shame that the media can shift its attention to such a crisis without examining the fact. No one knows if these men are affiliated with Al Qaeda, at the time of release, a junior officer reported that he believed that this looked like what could be an Al Qaeda attack - to the media "This was a Hajji plan to kill blonde white babies."

Sad, really.

So now, say goodbye to bringing fluids and gels on the plane. A shame in my case, because I won't be able to pleasure myself at 30'000 feet with the help of God's cream to man - Vaseline. What surprises me even more, however, is that there has been no attempt to ban the really dangerous things - like duty free vodka. Those two bottles of Vodka you bought at duty free and a match would create an inferno in a plane, but God forbid you should take those nail clippers and that electric razor - what are you gonna do, skin a whole through the ARMORED cockpit door?

And wine bottles? Christ you could smash everyone and their cousin's skull in with one of those.

I digress.

In conclusion, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH US?

Regards,
Justin "Pissed because a bunch of dumbasses run the world" Keyes