Still Single, But Rich

So check it, I'm still single, I'm still me, and I'm still going to be in the armed forces.

Instead of staying in the Red Neck military, I'll be joining the smarter Red Necks in the Air Force. Air National Guard scholarship (Simultaneous Membership Program), Air Force ROTC at Howard, and some extra cash for stuff like, oh, climbing Les Dents Du Midi Summer 2007, study abroad in Egypt and so and so forth.

I'm actually working in the library. I managed to get a 14 1/2 out of 30 on my last Stat Exam (first of three mid terms... go figure). So yeah, I've decided that I'll do a bit more learning. Drinking is way overated. No its not. That was me blowing smoke out of my ass. I'd ask y'all to call me, but my phone is still broken and I'll be at Fort A.P. Hill killing fake terrorists en-masse with assistance of my Trusty Rubber Duckie M-16, Field Hockey Ball Grenades and the rat-a-tat-tat of my lips and tongue (yeah... someone forgot to order blanks... so "Bang Bang" makes a great substitute.

I'll catch you guys on the far side. The really, really far side. Expect another post on Sunday with some awesome, rad, sexy, intense (insert additional descriptive adjective that shows 10th Grade english comprehension).

Much love,
KEYES