Time to disagree with Paul

As many of you know, I recently converted to an ultra-conservative sect of Christianity that identifies itself with evangelical views of our Lord and Savior, George W. Bush and his Prophet Pat Robertson and Prophette Harriet Myers. It is about time that our children are taught how to appreciate what the Bible tells us, and not what godless communist-Democrats have to say about that famous heretic Charles Darwin. Everyone knows that Charles Darwin was the greatest heretic of all time, he even says so in his posthumously published autobiography I am a Bloody Heretic and the Church was Right all Along.

The decision to teach children in Kansas about the beauty of what our Lord George W have told us in their novel entilted El Bible. Evolution is a Liberal lie aimed at destroying our values - values that came from this great book. Creationism, or as well shall now call it - "We are right and you are wrong therefore you are going to burn in hell", is the only way to understand the world.

Paul, you are a godless liberal. You need to find God. To get back to God, I'd recommend watching the 700 Club on a regular basis. God also recently signed a contract with Fox News to broadcast his goodness 24/7. Watch Fox News regularly. As for our godless Sex Phene Katie, it is only a matter of time before you find Gawd - Gawd being the French Word for Dildo. Katie, you are hopeless, maybe Lynsey can write your obituary, but besides that, there is no hope for you... Acutally there is, and it involves sex with the leader of this new religion. I happen to be the leader of this new religion.